Recently, a gang moved into our neighborhood. A gang of two, reminiscent of Bonnie and Clyde, except much worse. Much much worse! These two gang members even have the street-savy hubby looking over his shoulder to make sure he doesn’t get jumped. Literally.
The gang name: The Little Bads.Their colors: White, Orange, and Gray.
Be warned. They are armed with sharp claws and alligator-like teeth. They are considered by the authorities to be extremely dangerous. However, on occasion, when encountered…they can be bribed with toys. But if you have strangs (strings)…forget it…nothing deters their love of strangs! They will stop at nothing to play with strangs. Always hide your strangs from this gang. If spotted, it is impossible to out run them.
Also, the duo are usually found together, plotting their next crime spree. Currently…toes, noses, and ears are not safe. Pouncing and biting are commonly used methods in their attacks. All people living in the vicinity should be on the lookout for any suspicious activity and report concerns to the proper authorities. (Translation: We have to stick together people ‘cause the little bads are ruthless and take no prisoners!)
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