I suppose southerners are just too cheap to "vandalize" with lawn ornaments...since eggs and toilet paper seem to be just as effective. Well...not that I would have any first-hand knowledge about TPing houses. Unlike my parents who TP'd our priest's house. Oops...your secret is out! My bad.
That explains a lot about me....ehhhh?! It's apparent this apple doesn't fall far from her tree!
