Part 2: Housewife in Hardware Store

I was writing my Housewife in a Hardware Store post one morning and needed a break.  So I decided to run up to the orange box to pick up paint supplies for our kitchen.  Little did I know the post I was in the middle of writing was about to get a Part 2.

Stalker #4 (Sees me looking at paint brushes and rollers...minding my own business...)

Customer:  I can tell you have never painted anything in your whole life and need advice on the best supplies to buy.  Unfortunately I'm late for work or I would stay and help you.

Me:  ...I...ugh...hummm...ugh...speechless.

Holy $#!% batman!!!  Now I'm getting stalked by customers too!