Come here little fishy

In the empty space formerly known as my busy brain, I managed to capture an entertaining thought this week.  It will probably offend some people.  Oh well....I was amused!

It's Lent.  I should give up coffee for Lent.  I'm not Catholic anymore.  I sucked at it.  Catholics don't eat meat on Fridays.  They eat fish instead.  I wonder why they don't consider fish to be meat.  I bet that pisses off the vegetarians.