Me: "Wow...you are some brave people. Where's a baseball bat when you need one!"
(And my urge to smack it has nothing to do with the specific sports team and everything to do with it being a helmet-shaped mailbox. It just screams take a swing at me!)
So...yes...it's disturbing to realize how much of a criminal I am at heart. Good thing I don't act on these thoughts. Besides...I'm guessing the hubby would frown upon bailing me out of jail. Of course my excuse would totally be legitimate..."I don't know why I was arrested...I was just practicing my swing and that mailbox got in the way!"
