Batter Up!

"Hey...nice mailbox...they are really devoted fans!"  I'm guessing that's what normal people think when driving by.  Of course...my first thought was nothing like that.

Me:  "Wow...you are some brave people.  Where's a baseball bat when you need one!"

(And my urge to smack it has nothing to do with the specific sports team and everything to do with it being a helmet-shaped mailbox.  It just screams take a swing at me!)

So...yes...it's disturbing to realize how much of a criminal I am at heart.  Good thing I don't act on these thoughts.  Besides...I'm guessing the hubby would frown upon bailing me out of jail.  Of course my excuse would totally be legitimate..."I don't know why I was arrested...I was just practicing my swing and that mailbox got in the way!"