Recently I was moving some furniture and found a dead lizard amongst the dust bunnies. So I went to find a broom and dust pan to dispose of said lizard. Only to realize upon return that it had vanished!!! Meaning: I have a "dead" lizard running wild in the house! Why 'o why must this stuff happen to me?!?!?!?!
(Whad'ya think? That there would be a picture of the lizard??? Hello...no comprende english??? I just told ya the deader-than-a-doornail reptile came back to life and didn't stick around for photos, interviews, or autographs. Otherwise I'd totally be on Oprah right now. Telling my story. Making millions.)
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