I should go to the gym today...

I'm not one of those people who casually fall off the diet wagon.  Nope.  That's not my style.  I prefer to jump off...going full speed ahead...traveling first class on an all expenses paid vacation at the "gain 5 pounds in record time" luxury 5-star resort.

And that is why experts say that diets don't work.  Well...I say the experts are wrong.  The diet part was working just fine.  It's the sky-diving into a jar of peanut butter with a chocolate chip cookie parachute part that's the problem.