Winter is...
Getting another foot of snow after you just shoveled for an hour...totally undoing all your hard work. It's roads covered with dirt, sand, salt, and slush which make the car unrecognizable within a day of getting it washed. It's having to wait for it to warm up past 20 so you can get the car washed. It's "winterized" washer fluid that freezes on contact with the windshield. It's patches of yellow snow along the sidewalks. It's dirt, sand, salt, and slush covering every surface of the ugly industrial rugs inside the mud room (hello...it's called a "mud room" for a reason!).
There you have it. The secret is out.
